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Funny Hater Quotes
| 'Sweetie, if you're going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.' |  |
| -MissingNo | |
| 'I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.' |  |
| -Frank Lloyd Wright | |
| 'I hate two faced people... It's hard to decide which face to slap first.' | |
| -MissingNo | |
| 'Haters are like crickets; they make a lot of noise you can hear but you never see them, then you walk right by them and they're quiet.' | |
| -MissingNo | |
| 'You're writing checks your body can't cash!' |  |
| -Val Kilmer | |
| 'If you don't like me; remember it's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter.' | |
| -MissingNo | |
| 'Don't hate me because I'm beautiful; hate me because... Well, okay. Hate me because I'm beautiful.' | |
| -MissingNo | |
| 'Kisses to all my fans and haters, you are my biggest inspiration.' | |
| -MissingNo | |
| 'When I die bury me upside down so the world can kiss my ass.' | |
| -MissingNo | |
| 'I like to treat my haters right. First I take 'em out to lunch, then I introduce 'em to my mother, and then I break their friggen' arm in front of my mother.' | |
| -Tony Casanova | |
| 'The human race ain't won until we got 'hater meat' available at grocery stores everywhere.' | |
| -Daddy Dino | |
| 'While all of you talk about me, I sit back and say to myself, "Damn, I got myself a fan club!"' | |
| -MissingNo |
| 'Dear haters, I'm not your enemy. I'm your hero.' | |
| -MissingNo | |
| 'Sometimes haters like to get physical. And when that happens you just have to throw them into a trash compactor.' |  |
| -Da Junk Man | |
| 'It is a curse being blessed with so many haters.' | |
| -Daddy Dino | |
| 'I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.' |  |
| -Thomas Alva Edison | |
| 'Don't flatter yourself, sweetheart. The only fan you have is on the ceiling.' | |
| -MissingNo | |
| 'I've decided to forgive and forget. Forgive myself for being awfully stupid and forget that you ever existed.' | |
| -MissingNo | |
| 'The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, they finish by loading honors on your head.' |  |
| -Jean Cocteau | |
| 'Build a bridge and get over it.' | |
| -MissingNo |
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